...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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