Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize
