There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
