Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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