You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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