We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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