it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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Goodbee
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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