Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Randomize
