she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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