shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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