Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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