just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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