I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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