honey bunches of taint.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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