You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I need help removing her.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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