Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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