Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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