I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
no you cant smoke seaweed
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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