My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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