You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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