Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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