just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Ladies don't puke and tell
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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