Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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