i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize