i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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