I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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