Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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