Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
