there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
there is glitter all over my balls
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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