Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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