talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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