Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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