I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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