She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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