so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize