If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
