I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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