just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Even my vagina gasped.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Randomize
