Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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