omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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