I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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