They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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