The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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