That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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