He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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