Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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