Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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go home
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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