I molested 6 butterflies tonight
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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