Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
how do flat chested girls get laid?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
