Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties