This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.